My girl is going to be here in 43 hours!!!
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
no need to thank me
your credit card will do
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
“but your opinion was different a month ago”
oh my god, you’re absolutely right
learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable
i’m sorry for not being immutable
Everything is all messed up. I’m no longer going to see the love of my life when I want. I’m not going to be able to go to the zoo or the science museum. Everything is ruined. And I’m coping the only way I know….
I am an angry human being.
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”